I have an addiction . . . to gum. It's slender bendy stick can be chewed for hours, like a gift that just keeps on giving. Instead of cigarettes or alcohol or cheeseburgers I'll just go chew some gum, thanks. I especially enjoy the Mentos variety that come in that tiny tube and look like tiny eggs.
On a disgusting note, I have an ear pimple, which is strange because my teenage pimpliness isn't even too awful. It makes wearing headphones a terror.
It's an unseasonably warm winter here. That's code word for rain. Lots and lots of rain.
And lastly, I got cheated on. Or rather, someone copied my chemistry test answer for answer. Not. Cool. I have no moral compass when it comes to copying homework, but since I'm a slight hypocrite, I got really peeved about this person copying my test answers. And getting caught. Idiot. I don't which is dumber, that he or she copied my answers exactly the same or that he or she chose me to copy off of. If I were going to copy the test answers of someone, I would at least make sure to copy from someone who excelled in Chemistry.
In other Chemistry news, today we made Chemis-tree ornaments by mixing together some liquids. They're pretty adorable. At least mine is. ;) It's a clear flask coated in silver on the inside and with polka dots and ribbony cuteness on the outside. Excuse my dirty carpet, it's kind of gross.
The moral of the story is don't cheat on tests and don't get caught and wash your ears and recycle because global warming's a comin' and don't get addicted to gum not that it's particularly bad as far as addictions go and don't have sex because you will get pregnant and you will die.
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