Thursday, February 23

Review // It's Kind of a Funny Story


It's Kind of a Funny Story
by Ned Vizzini

This is hands down my favorite read about depression, suicide, and an adult psychiatric ward that I've ever encountered. But in all honesty, how often do I read books about psychiatric wards? Answer: not often.

Craig is a fifteen-year-old boy who is accepted into Executive Pre-Professional High School, a high school for the most gifted students in New York. That's the way life works, right? You need to go to the best high school to get into the best college to get the best job so that you can have the money to get married and have kids and live the cookie cutter American Dream. Craig, however, finds himself crumbling under the pressure of how much work school his, and he works hard to crank out 93 percents in all of his classes as his friends glide their way through AP classes, volunteer work, extra credit, and honor rolls. The pressure to be a school robot who cranks out A++'s like nobody's business quickly overwhelms Craig, and one night he nearly commits suicide. He finds himself in an adult psychiatric ward at Argenon Hospital. 6th North. Five days minimum.

This story is outside of the box. I love out-of-the-box stories. Every single thing that happens during the duration of the book is unique and obscure. Every single thing in the story absolutely leaks with humor and poignancy. It's kind of a crazy book about slightly crazy people (aren't we all) told from the perspective of the relatively normal-seeming Craig.

Craig is a stressed teenager. Though the things that happen to him, like making it into New York's most competitive high school, being suicidal, and spending a week on an adult psychiatric floor at his hospital aren't things that happen to every teenager, the things that he thinks about are. A lot of the worries he had I think are really common worries among teenagers. A job, money, grades, getting into college, getting a boy or girlfriend, and school top this list. I find his character to be incredibly believable.

One of the things that makes this novel so satisfying is that Ned Vizzini himself was hospitalized for depression a few years ago. Immediately following his release he wrote this novel. The other thing is that it's not an IN-YOUR-FACE book. It's not trying too hard to be the best novel about teenage depression or the deepest novel about teenage depression. A lot of depression-related books are so darn depressing, which is pretty counterproductive if you think about it. This book is not at all depressing. I liked its spirit.

Delving into spoiler territory—in other words scat if you have not read yet—I particularly enjoyed the end. I read a review someone wrote that said they thought Craig was unreasonably happy one he got out of the hospital, but I don't think his happiness was unreasonable at all. He knows, and makes a point of saying, that he is by no means cured, but he is better, and suicide to him is now a possibility, not a probability. I thought that was great.

I really liked the movie as well. It was just as crazy as the book. I can't believe I haven't seen it before. Actually I normally don't see movies until years after they're released because I refuse to pay twelve dollars to see them in the movie theater and then I forget about it.

★★★★★ - 5/5

*Gosh, that is one word I will need to add to my "words I can't spell" list. The + rap + ist.

Tuesday, February 21

Flower Power: Twilight-y Book Covers


Whilst browsing among the young adult section at my local Barnes and Noble, I frequently come across Twilight-ish covers. You know the ones, fancy print, black background, flower on the cover. Dark and brooding. And as hideously irrelevant as this particular flowery cover is, I have to say this is a great marketing ploy. Giving teenagers classics wrapped in pretty flowers and phrases like "Bella and Edward's Favorite Book" is a great way to get people to read out of their vampire-werewolf comfort zone.

So yes, you could (melodramatically) argue that "TWILIGHT IS RUINING MY JANE EYRE! DIE, BELLA, DIE!" but if more people are reading it because it was stamped with a pretty pink having-nothing-to-do-with-the-story flower, then isn't that a good thing? Plus, a cover like this one is way better than a movie poster cover, which just—bleurck—ruins half the fun of reading, making up in your mind what the characters look like.


Classics covered in Twilight-y book covers and stuck on the young adult shelves get my stamp of approval (not that that holds any weight anywhere). And if you still hate the covers but love the innards, there's always the library or eBay. Remember what your local librarian always tells you, "don't judge a book by it's cover, kiddies" and "it's what's on the inside that counts" and "never fly a kite near a power line."

Saturday, February 18

Review // The Time Traveler's Wife

The Time Traveler's Wife
by Audrey Niffenegger

When I go walking I strut my stuff and I'm so strung out / I'm high as a kite; I just might stop to check you out.

No matter what, people seem to love The Time Traveler's Wife, but I had really split opinions regarding its pages. I started out think I was going to love it, ten pages in I could hardly stand it, and a hundred pages later I was back to liking it again. I just didn't have the same level of love that everyone else does, and I feel bad for not liking it all that much. Mind you I didn't hate it either, my love just fluctuated as I was reading, neither a resounding "LOVE!" nor an all-encompassing "HATE!"

In a nutshell, Henry has an unheard of genetic mutation which forces his life on an unconventional path through time, and Clare is his (spoiler alert butnotreally) eventual wife whose life takes a sequential "normal" route.

The back of the book tags it as "a most untraditional love story." I agree with this statement wholeheartedly, as Henry actually time travels. Way cool. I guess it's kind of a sci-fi romance-type thing, but Audrey Niffeneger does a great job of keeping the plots down-to-earth and extremely believable. And I really like that the struggle part of Henry and Clare's relationship is intermittent time travel and not something cliché like popularity, distance, or incompatibility. I found myself more attached to Henry's version of things by the end of the story, not so much Clare. I'm not sure Clare was really developed as much as Henry was, which is okay.

I'll start with the things I didn't like, first, just to get them out of the way. There were a few petty things that bugged me as I was reading it: the incessant name-dropping, that both Clare and Henry could read and memorize poetry in multiple languages, etcetera. But those things didn't really detract from the actual story. In terms of story telling, I liked most of the story, but there were also some chunks in the middle that I snoozed through, thing that are eventual next steps for any couple and that I really had no interest in dwelling on.

Once I got on track and wrapped my head around the time traveling, I began to like the story a lot more. I loved the first quarter of the book. In the second half Niffenegger struck with a somber tone. You knew something huge was coming. The ending twists were amazing. The last hundred pages were absolutely the best.

All in all, overall, essentially, especially, I think this is a good book. I'm not sure if the beginning and the end fully made up for the middle chunk I didn't enjoy, but I think I would recommend you read it if you're someone who likes a little romance. I feel bad giving this a star rating because I felt so split about it, but here it is all official-like. (Airplanes because of the traveling.)

✈ ✈ ✈  - 3/5

Friday, February 17

A Wee Survey Regarding Books

Surveys are ridiculously fun, unless they're the kind that teachers hand out on the first day of school. I found this one here.

1. Favorite childhood book?

Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling. I also loved Pee Wee Scouts series by Judy Delton, particularly the one where one of the girls broke her leg—let's face it, when you're in first grade a broken legged girl scout is juicy stuff.

2. What are you reading right now?
It's Kind of a Funny Story by Ned Vizzini, Malgudi Days by R.K. Narayan, and Franny and Zooey by J.D. Salinger

3. What books do you have on request at the library?
Nothing. My library is currently "under construction." Has been for over a year.

4. Bad book habit?
Abuse in the form of spine-breaking, dog-earing, and other general sorts of tough love. Librarian's worst nightmare.

5. What do you currently have checked out at the library?
Nuthin'.

6. Do you have an e-reader?
Nope, I'd rather spend $200 on books than buy an e-reader and then still have to pay whatever amount on top of that for each book I wanted. Not that I'm opposed to e-reading.

7. Do you prefer to read one book at a time, or several at once?
Ugh, several. I wish I could read them one at a time; it'd probably be faster. Unfortunately, I get impatient when they're just sitting there on my desk.

8. Have your reading habits changed since starting a blog?
Yes, actually. I think I read a lot more.

9. Least favorite book you read this year (so far?)
It's only February, so there's not much I've had an adverse reaction to. But I suppose The Epic of Gilgamesh wasn't my favorite thing in the world, not that I hated it. My English teacher has been shoving creation stories our throats this semester, and there are only so many I can hear before they become blurry.

10. Favorite book you’ve read this year?
The Fault in Our Stars by John Green

11. How often do you read out of your comfort zone?
I like to branch out a little, but my "to read" list gets long, and I'd like to read those before I go exploring.

12. What is your reading comfort zone?
Um, it's pretty big. I have a strong, strong love of children's fantasy (too much Disney as a little kid, I guess). I'm up for pretty much anything as long as you tell me it's good.

13. Can you read on the bus?
That would require me to be on a bus, and unfortunately, they don't really have buses where I come from. But reading in moving vehicles isn't a problem for me.

14. Favorite place to read?
Oooh, tough one. I'm a pretty happy camper. If I could read anywhere I'd read all day on a long train ride through the middle of the countryside in autumn. Maybe a spare room in a huge house like the one the Pevensie children have to live in. Or on a balcony in one of those cool buildings in Naboo. (Nerd alert.)

15. What is your policy on book lending?
Of course I'll lend you my books, just don't lend me yours. I'll feel terribly guilty when I lose it, or break it, or fail to return it.

16. Do you ever dog-ear books?
Frequently.

17. Do you ever write in the margins of your books?
Not really. I'll circle phrases maybe, if something really strikes me, but if I stop to write my thoughts on everything it's counterproductive from me advancing in the story.

18. Not even with text books?
Pssh. I don't read textbooks. If I did write in the margins, it'd be something like "I HATE READING ABOUT QUIPUCAMAYOCS!!! Grr."

19. What is your favorite language to read in?
Mandarin. Just kidding, English.

20. What makes you love a book?
The story, the characters, the story's uniqueness. I like reading a story I haven't heard a million times before.

21. What will inspire you to recommend a book?
If I like, I recommend.

22. Favorite genre?
Children's fantasy.

23. Genre you rarely read (but wish you did?)
American classics and classics in general. I have so many that I want to read that I haven't gotten around to yet.

24. Favorite biography?
In English in the sixth grade we had to write essays on famous artists—bleh—and I was really disappointed when my teacher didn't choose me to write an essay on Andy Warhol. As it turns out, Edward Hopper is a pretty cool guy. I don't remember the title of the biography I read was, though.
25. Have you ever read a self-help book?
In maybe fourth grade, my mom read me The Essential 55 by Ron Clark because she thought I wasn't nice enough. It's a teacher book and the closest thing I can think of.

26. Favorite cookbook?
Betty Crocker Cookbook.

27. Most inspirational book you’ve read this year (fiction or non-fiction)?
The Fault in Our Stars by John Green. I'm sorry about the repeat; it's only February.

28. Favorite reading snack?
I'm not much of a snacker. I don't like to have gross fingers when I read. I do enjoy beverages, though: Lemonade, juice, water.

29. Name a case in which hype ruined your reading experience.
Hmm, I guess I'm pretty on top of reading things that are majorly hyped up. I hate it when I book I want to read is turned into a movie, because then I feel obligated to read it before the movie comes out to avoid potential spoilers.

30. How often do you agree with critics about a book?
I don't read many critic reviews.

31. How do you feel about giving bad/negative reviews?
I'm not opposed to it at all.

32. If you could read in a foreign language, which language would you choose?
French, because I currently speak a tiny amount of it. (By tiny I mean cat, dog, red, tall, See Jack run. Jack runs fast.)

33. Most intimidating book you’ve ever read? 
The Hobbit. Someone told me it was exactly like Harry Potter. I do not recommend it to many third-graders.

34. Most intimidating book you’re too nervous to begin?
Not that it's all that intimidating, I'm just wary of starting Picture of Dorian Gray, which had been in my "going to read next" stack since August.

35. Favorite Poet?
I don't read a lot of poetry. I much prefer it when it is performed. Please excuse me when I say that no one immediately comes to mind and Falling Up by Shel Silverstein is laying right in front of me at the current moment.

36. How many books do you usually have checked out of the library at any given time?
Like I said, my library is currently closed. I normally only go to it in the summer, though, and maybe check out three or four at a time?

37. How often have you returned books to the library unread?
Not so often. If I haven't read it yet it's probably because it was due.

38. Favorite fictional character? 
I can't choose just one, sorry. I'm indecisive.

39. Favorite fictional villain?
Voldemort. This one isn't from a book, but I love Wilhelmina Slater (and Vanessa Williams)(and the whole of Ugly Betty in general).

40. Books you’re most likely to bring on vacation?
Whatever I'm currently reading. Or something I read in Elementary school.

41. The longest you’ve gone without reading.
I didn't read a whole lot in the eighth grade.

42. Name a book that you could/would not finish.
The Dwarf by Pär Lagerkvist.

43. What distracts you easily when you’re reading?
Stressors like "oh I haven't done my homework" and "holy crap, I hate doing homework." For the most part I'm focused on the story, though.

44. Favorite film adaptation of a novel?
I don't watch too many book movies. The Princess and the Frog, the Disney movie, came out a few years ago. And that was inspired by E.D. Baker's series, which I adore. Oh, and I LOVE Tangled. I'm a six-year-old girl at heart.

45. Most disappointing film adaptation?
I never get my hopes up in regards to book/movies, so I'm rarely disappointed. One Day by David Nicolls was a book that I didn't really like, and I didn't really like the movie either.

46. The most money I’ve ever spent in the bookstore at one time?
Oh geez, probably not more than sixty dollars, but believe me if I bought every book that I saw and liked . . . My mom is a reading teacher, so it's extremely easy to get her to buy me books. I tell her that an expensive book habit is way better than an expensive drug habit. I also used to order a ton of books from those Scholastic catalogues they handed out in Elementary school.

47. How often do you skim a book before reading it?
Never. Isn't skimming cheating yourself? Like turning to the last page before the book is over.

48. What would cause you to stop reading a book half-way through?
Once I start a book, I'm pretty much committed for the long haul, but if I hate it I'll stop. I hated The Dwarf (it was something I had to read for school. I hate a lot of the books I have to read for school.)

49. Do you like to keep your books organized?
Yes, nerdy habit. I organize them mostly by color.

50. Do you prefer to keep books or give them away once you’ve read them?
I'm a keeper. Double Entendre.

51. Are there any books you’ve been avoiding?
Hmm. Nope. I avoid all school textbooks like they're rabid, but that's about it.
52. Name a book that made you angry.
The Clique. I'm not going to start a vendetta against the series but if I could spot millions grammatical errors in the books whenI was in seventh grade, then there's something wrong with the book. Plus those girls are more vapid than the cast of Real Housewives of New Jersey. (That's an exaggeration.)

53. A book you didn’t expect to like but did?
The Disappearing Spoon. Not that I loved it, but it wasn't bad either.

54. A book that you expected to like but didn’t?
Liar by Justine Larbalestier. I got about three quarters of the way through that book and went "WTF?" and left it at that.


55. Favorite guilt-free, pleasure reading?
Guilty? Reading is a way better hobby than smoking pot. I sometimes feel bad reading Harry Potter for the thousandth time when there are so many other books out there that I want to read.

Thursday, February 16

Review // Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
by J.K. Rowling

Sorcerer's Stone, Philosopher's Stone, la pedra filosofal, 神秘的魔法石, l'ecole des sorciers, or whatever you may call the book, you've most definitely have heard of it unless you've been living on Privet Drive for the past twenty years.



It must have been nine or ten years ago when I first picked up Harry Potter as a measly first grader. It was kind of a stepping stone between books that were sixty pages of fairy fun times and books that were more than a hundred pages and were actually challenging to read. Nowadays I don't read a ton of fantasy, but I always feel like I can slip effortlessly back into this world of witches, wizards, sorcerers, trolls, broomsticks, and magic. Elementary/Middle Grade fantasy is where I like to play.


I've read the series countless times. At one point around sixth or seventh grade, I got frustrated: when I would finish one book I would have a hard time deciding which one I'd like to pick up next.

I really love J.K. Rowling's writing. I think it takes a special talent to write for kids and not dumb it down just because their younger. It also takes talent to write for kids in a way that also captivates adults. The Sorcerer's Stone is a book that people will give to their children.



I've got nothing but compliments for the first installment of the Harry Potter series. I realize that it's fairly new, barely fifteen years old, and it's no Shakespeare or Faulkner or Dante or whoever else is a supposed most famous author ever, but the Harry Potter books are at the top of a list called "Sam's Most Favoritest Books Ever."


That is all. Thank you and good night. I shall see you soon when I read Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Au revoir. Adiós. Abschied.

Wednesday, February 15

A Post-Valentine's Day Poem

Happy Half-Priced Heart-Shaped Candies Day. Here is a poem Girl wrote to Boy With Good Valentine's Day Candy.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.

Phys. Ed. is for losers,
Your gym socks are smelly,
The smile on your face,
Turned my tummy to jelly.

Your teeth are real yellow,
They may induce nausea
I just realized,
No other words rhyme with nausea.


So I barfed on your feet,
To show you I care,
Your lucky my mouth
Was not over your hair.


And because it came up,
Your hair looks like hell,
I'm surprised your dear mummy,
Can afford all that gel.


I hate you, I hate you,
You're so effing sweet,
When your rosacea flares up,
You look like a beet.


But all that aside,
I've got a sugary itch,
It's Valentine's Day,
Gimme your candy, bitch.



Saturday, February 4

Harry Potter Hullaballoo - The Man with Two Faces

The Man with Two Faces

In which Harry is a winner, Gryffindor wins the house cup, and the book comes to a close.

Confession: I came down with a huge bout of the nostalgias upon reading this chapter. Something that I love in particular about all of the Harry Potter books are the endings (and, no, not because they're finally over). But the huge attacks of sentimentality overcome me and make me so happy inside. 

By now you know the fight between Quirrelldemort and Harry and how that all panned out, so I won't explain it in too much detail; basically, Harry wins. There are definitely things in Harry Potter that are scary, but they aren't scream-out-loud, hide-under-the-pillows scary. As a first grader, though, I remember being freaked to the nines by the back of Quirrell's head a.k.a. Voldemort. I love Rowling's physical description of Voldemort throughout the entire series. The red eyes especially. The eyes being the window to the soul and all that schtuff, it makes since that the most humanlike part of Voldemort—his eyes—would be the first to go when he started splitting his soul. 

It's an incredible twist that Voldemort can't come into contact with Harry without crumbling. If only something like that existed in real life. I guess the point isn't that Voldemort can't touch Harry, though, its really that Lily's love for her son was so strong that it created an unbreakable bond in which her goodness will always defeat Voldemort's evil. 

After defeating Quirelldemort, Harry wakes up in the hospital wing three days later to find Dumbledore. One of my favorite conversations between Harry and Dumbledore (let's face it, 99.99% of conversations between Harry and Dumbledore are just great) is this one. It's a great set up for all that Harry is about to encounter in his next years. Something really admirable about Dumbledore, what makes him such an excellent headmaster, is that he understands eleven-year-olds. He's authoritative enough, but not to the point where he becomes condescending. He understands students and knows that just because they are younger doesn't make them stupider. That's a trait of J.K. Rowling, too. Her writing, while geared toward a younger audience, isn't your basel This is Dick. This is Jane. Dick and Jane are friends. 

Now for what the whole point of the book was, really. The house cup. Gryffindor comes in fourth unfortunately. Thanks, Hermione. But wait—fifty points for Ron, fifty for Hermione (thanks, Hermione!), sixty for our good old man Harry Potter, and ten for Neville means GRYFFINDOR WINS THE FRIGGIN' HOUSE CUP! So that's thrilling.  

Hagrid gives Harry quite possibly the second-best present ever (behind the invisibility cloak, 'cause you can't beat that): that he promises never to drink again. Just kidding, the photos of his parents from all of Lily and James's friends was the sweetest gift I could imagine. And it's awesome that Hagrid loves to scrapbook. He and Molly Weasley have a lot in common. 

And with that, the end has come. Until thirty seconds later when I picked up the second book. Catch you on the flip side, fellow Hogwartians.

Wednesday, February 1

January 2012, Fifty Books Challenge

One of the new year's resolutions that I made this year—scratch that—the only new year's resolution that I made in 2012 is to read fifty books. I've never made a resolution before, and "I'll go to the gym twice a week all year" or "I'll quit smoking" (not that I smoke) or "I'll try to eat healthier" are just stupid resolutions that I'd quit come January fourth, so I decided on one that is actually attainable. And fun. Read fifty books.

This January I read six of those books. Good job, Sam. Admittedly some of these books were tiny and took me maybe an hour or three to read, but I don't feel too bad for picking short ones because I also read the oldest known piece of literature in the entire world. So HA.

Favorite Book: The Fault in Our Stars
Second Favorite: The Book Thief
Third Favorite: Wonderstruck

Wonderstruck - Brian Selznick
✄✄✄✄✄ - 5/5

Zombicorns - John Green
✄✄✄✄ - 4/5

The Epic of Gilgamesh
✄✄✄ - 3/5

The Fault in Our Stars - John Green
✄✄✄✄✄ - 5/5

Persepolis - Marjane Satrapi
✄✄✄✄ - 4/5

The Book Thief - Marcus Zusak
✄✄✄✄✄ - 5/5
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Harry Potter Hullaballoo - Through the Trapdoor

Through the Trapdoor

In which Harry, Ron, and Hermione jump through the aforementioned trapdoor, and huzzahs! are distributed.   

We're getting down to the nitty gritty here. Only two chapters left! The chapter starts out with a lot of hoopla surrounding surrounding exams. I feel like wizarding grades are pretty unimportant—I also feel like I would fail just about every class based on the amount of homework they seem to receive per night. And I don't understand why they don't spend all of their free time jumping around, turning coffee tables into puppies. 

As long as Dumbledore is at Hogwarts, the school is safe, for Dumbledore is the only wizard Voldemort ever feared. I'm not sure if I mentioned this before or not, and I'm sorry if I'm being redundant by saying this, but I feel like Dumbledore has some fear for Voldemort as well. Or at least the two have a mutual level of respect for each other. But wait—when Harry, Ron, and Hermione go to tell Dumbledore about Snape's plot to steal the Sorcerer's Stone, they find that he's not at the castle. And if Snape's going to do anything, tonight would be the perfect night to try and pull one over on the castle. It is also very convenient that it is the end of the school year, finals are over, and the book is going to end in another fifty pages. It's a recurring pattern.  

Harry then launches into a speech about Voldemort, saying "D'you think he'll leave you and your families alone if Gryffindor wins the house cup?" (270) I'm sure that's at the top of Voldemort's to-do list: kill all Gryffindors if Slytherin doesn't win the house cup. Jezebel, I love me some Slytherin house cups. If I had a Slytherin house cup for every time I tortured a mudblood, why I'd . . . 

After aforementioned speech Hermione says, "Oh, come off it, you think we'd let you go alone?" (271) Another recurring theme. Harry has kind of been a loner his whole life, and he's got a shit load of compassion and a tiny bit of arrogance, which is a dangerous combination, especially when it comes to him needing the help that he doesn't want to ask for.  

Skip ahead a few pages to nighttime when the gang waits until everyone is asleep to sneak out of Gryffindor common room. Except that Neville catches them in the act. Can we all just give Neville a giant huzzah! at this point. I'm such a proud mama right now. Oh, Neville, you are such a good Gryffindor, great wizard. 

After some sneaking around and fooling the Bloody Baron—that was good thinking on Harry's part—they arrive at the trapdoor. And they know how to get past Fluffy because Hagrid told them and also gave Harry a flute for Christmas. While Dumbledore may trust Hagrid with his entire life, I personally would never tell Hagrid an important secret.  

They land in a pot of Devil's Snare. Ron shouts some words of encouragement to Hermione, which are so cute considering they—spoiler alert—end up together: "HAVE YOU GONE MAD? . . . ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT?"

It's a really good thing that Harry, Ron, and Hermione each have such vastly different strengths. Without the other two, none of them could have possibly gotten through the obstacles. Harry, Quidditch prodigy, catches the key that leads them to—Ron, wizard chess master, sacrifices himself to win the chess game that leads them to—Hermione, logic prowess, deciphers the riddle that allows her to save Ron and leads Harry to—Quirrell? 

I think we should give a huzzah! to Ron, Hermione, and Harry as well. They are being such good Gryffindors in this chapter. And an anti-huzzah! goes out to all of the teachers who didn't catch on to what Quirrell was up to. Especially McGonagall, whom Harry, Ron, and Hermione alerted that the Stone's safety was in jeopardy, and Snape, who was wise to Quirrell's plan all along.