Four Letters

ONE—

Dear Chemistry A Teacher,

I like you. You're a fun gal. I especially like that your class isn't the equivalent of getting a root canal. Still, I can't pretend that I enjoy Chemistry AT. ALL. Then you assigned this book. Not gonna lie, it wasn't awful. If Chemistry is your cup of tea make sure the spoon you're using isn't made of gallium (har har, chemistry jokes) and read this book because it's less painful than this letter.

Sincerely, Chem Student of Average Proportions

TWO—

Dear Junior,

You remind me of a friend of mine. It's kind of cool, slightly freakadeekity. I also enjoyed your book even though I don't play basketball, I'm not from Spokane, I'm not a fourteen-year-old boy, and for the entire time I was reading it I thought you lived in Arizona (I gotz the mad geography skillz). But you're a fun kid.

Sincerely, Geography Whiz

TROIS—

Cher le monde,

Tomorrow is 11-11-11. Of course there's going to be a movie about it.

Grosses bises, L'étudiante française

FOUR—

Dear Macbeth,

It took our class an entire month, but we finally finished you. And I liked you—well not you specifically, but the book. So far in my lifetime, I've gotten three Shakespeare plays under my belt. SUCCESS. (And I may have just finished my third Shakespeare, but I still just left out a C in success.)

Sincierly, Super Speller