The Credentials? I've Got None

I've got no credentials except that I'm able to spell credentials on the first go around. And while that may be so, I do have many opinions and ideas—and use proper grammar about sixty percent of the time. Without further ado, welcome to my crammed bookshelves.

Here's the thing. I lied to you when I said crammed bookshelves, plural. I only have one. It's tall and fat. I once counted all the books that were on it and there were about two hundred. 

My love of reading fostered when I was a wee tiny child, and I didn't have cable. After watching the same twenty episodes of Arthur over and over and over and over and—well you get it—I had to resort to something else. So I learned to read.

The first book I read by myself—and to my memory—was Green Eggs and Ham, because my name is Sam. I'm clearly all too proud of those first sixty-four pages.

In conclusion, and only because most English teachers will murder you if you don't have one, I read and write and I'm also that weirdo that dances entirely too enthusiastically at dances. Enjoy yourself.